First Game with Dark Eldar

So i played my first tester game with my dad yesterday using my Dark Edar and i thought they did really well.
In the first turn my Kalabite warriors cut down half of his ard boyz unit, the dark lances on my raiders immobilized his battlewagon, and destroyed his zzap gun on his battle wagon, and his deffkoptas immobilized one of my raiders, in turn two my wyches got out of the immobilized raider, my other raider moved up, my kalabites continued killing ard boyz, then the dark eldar called in their great monster puppy The Dreaded Kira, Who ate all 5 of the deffkoptas, and stepped on the remaining ard boyz, next turn the wracks and the haemonculus ancient assaulted the warboss, the wyches assaulted the ork shoota boyz, the kalabites continued shooting the ard boyz, the scourges continued shooting the battle wagon, destroying the remaining guns, and shaking the crew(the 7 Nobz still inside) the Haemonculus put 2 wounds on the warboss, and the wracks put enough attacks on him to finish him off, the wyches slaughtered the orks losing none of their unit, with only 7 nobz who hadnt done anything yet, 4 ard boyz, and an immobilized battle wagon with no guns left the orks surrendered to the haemonculus, which was their last mistake, weeks later 3 large green beasts were seen battling alongside the haemonculus and his army against a ork warband slaughtering all in their path

Now give pops a solid ork list and let him go first. I am rooting for your dad.

MonkeyMan wrote:

his ard boyz unit...zzap gun on his battle wagon... deffkoptas...7 Nobz still inside

lawl, no wonder he did terrible. Ard Boyz, guns on the wagons, deffkoptas, Nobz weren't bikers.

If I were your dad I would mercilessly destroy you game in and game out, teaching you a valuable life lesson each time. It would be so bad that the neighbors would call child services from hearing cries of "Dad stop beating me!"

It would take too long. Games were Monkeyman is losing take about 8 hours.

See, there is the first life lesson.

How do you think your dark eldar did against my nids lance?