I can teach the basics of lying, cheating, complaining, and cheating. I can also teach the valid skill of going "Are you SURE?" and then moving minis around when your opponent is rulebook flipping.
I should be there tomorrow night. I'm actually going to be playing a small game of WFB (Trying to learn that system now), but i'd be more than happy to give out some game tips if I can. ill try to remember and bring a small 40k army.
Hope to see you out there!