Celebrity Dungeons and Dragons

I wrote this blog post http://srsbusiness.org/celebrity-dungeons-and-dragons/ and came up with my own celebrity dream team for a game of D&D. Who would you choose?

My first thought after reading this was, what would be the most uncomfortable game of DND I could muster? Here it goes:

DM- David Green, the CEO of Hobby Lobby

rogue- Sarah Palin- she wrote a book about it after all.

paladin- Jay Cutler- he would be very demeaning about the whole thing and then not care once the game started.

Wizard- Joel Osteen. I just feel like he would have a really hard time casting magic.

Barbarian- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, president of Iran. Being a true life barbarian, we all know he would take it WAY too far.

LOL bdix, I actually thought about going that way with it. I probably will do a follow up like that, I just haven't quite settled on it. My honorary mention would be the cast of Always Sunny in Philadelphia.